Muffin.

The magical moist sensation, bursting with flavor.
Blueberries pop and squirt their tender juices make me crave her.
Muffin sweet muffin! Oh how I adore thee!
Muffin sweet muffin! I need more of ye! Please come be mine!
I may not eat you all the time..
I may hug and kiss you.
But in the end, someone will eat you. :(

PINK. :D

Pink is awesome.
It rocks the world.
My shoes are pink, wait their not.
Nevermind, I won't try to rhyme.
Just trust me when I say
That pink will always save the day.

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I HAVE A FOLLOWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D


...........And I think I know who. ;) THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not ONLY do I have a follower, I have two published comments ANNNNNNNND My brother is coming home today!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D


Long story short: He went in the hospital because he was two thirds full of poop. I know it's gross, but this is daily reality for me. :) ALSO: I have not been posting as often as I should. I apologize. BUT I have been working on something COMPLETELY AND TOTALLY EPIC And I may share it with y'all soon!!!! :) ....well, maybe. It's really really perverted and some of it is VERY...... graphic. And intimate. I may share some of the less graphic parts tho. ;)


In other news, I'm hungry. BUT! I refuse to eat anything because A: I only have two protein bars and I need those for a different day, B: I have yet to burn off the other two protein bars I ate, and C: I just don't feel like eating. Yell at me all you want in the comments but it ain't gonna change my mind. Xp


Now if you'll excuse me, I am going to get back to freaking out about all the awesome sauce that has been poured all over today. And writing my epic thing. ;)


-Katy the totally freaking out over this awesomeness blogmaster

I HATE EVERYTHING.

Well, not everything....

Mostly my body, food, and this effin pizza that is PROBABLY SENDING ME OVER 1,000 CALORIES!!!!!! >:(

I have decided to go on a diet: I am to eat less than 1,000 calories a day and exercise excessively. If it can make girls turn into skeletons than is sure as hell better take off half of my weight! I am sooooo fed up with being overweight!!!! I weigh 164 pounds!!!!! Who in their right mind weighs that much?!?!?! I am sooooooooo fat! And it's all food's fault!

......................blogging at 11:56 PM is never a good blog...

-Katy the overweight and very unhappy and probably going to end up in a very uncomfortable place soon blogmaster

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I know I have not posted anything worth reading lately.

But I honestly have not had the motivation, material, or self esteem to post anything lately. So just go read some of my other blogs until I feel like talking about it, okay?

In the land of.... La la land (Lame. deal.), BTR did some sort of a ustream thing (I have no idea) and James informed the world that Kendall farted. someone tweeted about the chaos of that, along with Carlos and his new, mega fancy, drool worthy expensive camera and Logan just bein chill about it all. I laughed for five minutes then was kicked out of the car to go get starbucks. It was hilarious. :P

Thnx! :)
-Katy the blogmaster

5 posts away.. :)

Lol, Kelly has MOVES.

Well, a voice rather. :P Yes, I am watching Big Time Rush. Lol. :D .... WHAT is my brother doing?? O.o On second thought, I don't want to know. So.... Once I get my hands on the iPad I will do that stuff I mentioned last night.

Also: I am five posts away from 100 posts!!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D And now to work on.... stuff! :P

I love being vague and confusing y'all. X3

-Katy the blogmaster

The unnamed blog... :P

I guess technically that is a name....


So I am going to have some big things happen in the next few days. Well, maybe. Depends on....stuff. Yes, stuff. STOP JUDGING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lol, I love trying to freak out on the internet. :P


So yeah, stuff is going to happen. And it will be a suprise until it does. IN OTHER NEWS..... I was born to be a waitress! :P No, I do NOT plan on working minimum wage forever. But as long as I am, I might as well find what I can do best and stick with it. :) And I figured out tonight that I am a better waitress than cashier. It's easier, there is the opportunity for tips, And there is less pressure! I mean we were really busy tonight (YAY!) And normally I would have been freaking out, but I was fine with it, and there wasn't as much pressure. Yeah a lot of food was heavy, but there were only a few trays like that. :)


Yeah.... Time to write other stuff! :P


-Katy the blogmaster

The "I hate my body and it hates me!" blog. -_-

As tired as I am I can't sleep.


So as a result I am blogging at two in the morning again. Ironically some of my best writing comes to me when I can't sleep. Hmmm....


Yeah, I got nothing.
-Katy the blogmaster

Bandana Woman!!

Told you I'd get my pictures up. ;)

-Bandana Woman

Still paranoid.

Not really paranoid, just.... edgy.

and jumpy. I hate feeling this way. So let's distract myself from this anxiety, okay? Okay! :P

So I GOT MY PHONE FIXED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D Turns out all that was wrong was a wire got knocked loose. :P Kind of ridiculous that something so tiny could cause this much upheaval. X3 I am very very VERRRRY happy right now about it.

AND I got to go to forever 21!!!! I love that store. They have some REALLY cute stuff! And this one was HUGE. It even had a whole little room-like section specifically for... SHOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

And now to work on fanfic. Later!

-Katy the blogmaster

The paranoia blog.

I have noticed something...


Yahoo is a sucky website. The ONLY reason I have an email account there is because when I created it there was a social network type thing on that website. Now all that website is is a sucky, doom and gloom article kind of website. And I get freaked out real easily, so I have decided to avoid that website as much as possible.


And I'm NOT the only person who doesn't care for yahoo: you should read some of the comments people leave on articles. Often times they are more fun to read than the article. X3 


OH! And I am one step closer to fixing my phone! :D ...Well, sort of. I'm going to the Apple store in the morning. Well, LATER this morning. It is currently 3:18 AM and I can't sleep. And my tummy hurts and I think it is because I'm hungry. So I'm going down to get some snackage.


........But as I said before I freak easily so Perry the Platypus is coming with me.


Bye.
-Katy the easily freaked blogmaster

Post-concert hangover and THE CONCERT ITSELF!!!!!! :D:D:D:D

Either my computer is being weird or the interface has changed again....

WHO CARES?!?!?!?!?!?! I HAD THE TIME OF MY LIFE AT THE BIG TIME RUSH CONCERT ON SATURDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm not sure wether that pun is intended or not... :P And I just..... wow. wow. WOOOOOOOOWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!! 8D I am still in awe of the fact that JAMES FREAKIN MASLOW NOTICED ME!!!!!!!!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D I am NOT KIDDING. Shall we go back to the beginning? I think we shall! OH! And this is going to be a suuuuuuuuppper long blog, just saying. Okay! time to FLASHBACK!!! O.o

Hm, where to start? Well, I shall start by saying that I was dressed as Bandana Woman! xD Yes, I looked like a dork, but honestly, I have seen much crazier things been done. :P So people noticed me. Even in the merch line. It was awesome. We missed Rachel Crow singing, but found our seats in time to see the other opening act, Cody Simpson.

Now, he's hot and all, but... It bugged me that his pants were so low. :P I notice weird stuff like that a LOT. A general rule of thumb: If you can see the back pants pockets, the pants are too low. xD So yeah, he was alright. I wasn't smart enough (Or knew enough of his songs) to keep a set list or anything on him. But then, as he finished, my phone died. well, that isn't the right word. the apps were twitching, and not in the normal move them around kind of way. So I turned it off and restarted it, and THE LEFT SIDE QUIT WORKING!!!!!!!! :O I was so PO'ed about that. So I thought, okay, we'll just have to use my camera. I hate my regular camera, but it was all we had. But apparently the batteries were dead. -_- So while everyone was still screaming I screamed at my camera, and then I let it go. I told my mom to do her best with her phone, and that was the end of it. I mean why waste time worrying about something you can't change when you could be having fun? :)

So about 15 minutes later, it happened. And it was LOUD, especially since we were THREE FREAKIN ROWS FROM THE STAGE!!!!!!!!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D We had like, a whole corner of the stage to ourselves. 8O Yeah. and it was weird, because the mics distorted their voices and made them sound like girls, but I DON'T CARE. :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D We could see EVERYTHING where we were, including Kendall's sound pac fall off during "The city is ours." I'll put the set list in at the end of the blog, okay? But for right now we are just going to follow my notes in my notebook and work from there, okay? OKAY! :)

So yeah, Logan was the only one who WASN'T crazy sweaty. Everyone else was dripping sweat. It was kind of hot and gross at the same time. :P And they all had long sleeves on which only made them hotter. And I am NOT kidding when I say that Kendall looked like he was about to pass out at one point. :S But.... HE DIDN'T!!!!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D And did I mention that the guys need to pull up their pants a little too? ;)

And Logan is not the skinny, wimpy thing they make him look like on TV. He is BUFF!!! O.O And it's kinda hot. but not as hot as KENDALL IS!!! :P No pun intended, I am just a Kendall person... Did I mention he is Roman Catholic, JUST LIKE ME!?!?!?!?!?!?! 8D I am sure any boys reading this are moaning right about now. :P Back to the point.

Anyways, At this point, we were at "If I ruled the world," And... CARLOS NOTICED ME I THINK!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D It was awesome. I think Kendall is the hottest, but I kind of like Carlos the most as a person because he is the nicest, sweetest person. :)

What else does the magic notebook say? um..... Oh yeah! I knew EVERY harmony. Well, except for a few, but I knew ALMOST EVERY SINGLE HARMONY!!!!!! :D I was so proud of that. Oh, and their was a girl there dressed like Slapshot, Kendall's supertstic super six hero. :P I ALMOST went for that costume, but decided bandana's were cooler. xD Yeah.

And Kendall gave us a lecture on the dangers of Ken dolls (lol, that's punny. xD :). It went something like, "Hold on a minute. Who threw this up here? Seriously guys, these are dangerous, you could poke an eye out with one of these." I was totally loling at that. :)

And all too soon it ended. :'( But I had the time of my life, I let go and didn't hold back, I danced the night away, and JAMES FREAKIN MASLOW NOTICED ME BEFORE THE NIGHT ENDED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D I am NOT kidding. It was during "Windows down" or "Music Sounds better with you" (I kinda lost track after I went to bed that night- STUPID CONCERT HANGOVER!!! >:( :P :)

And I do mean a hangover of sorts. I didn't drink- I AM underage. :P But I didn't get to bed until almost 2 in the morning, and then I had to get up at 7 to get ready for work, but I overslept and didn't end up getting up until 7:30, and then I had to hurry at starbucks, and my shift at work was NOT a good one. I blame being tired. And I am not kidding when I say it took two lattes and a cup of coffee to get me the least bit energized. Oh well. It was worth it. And now, the set list. But there are a lot of arrows and it is very confusing, so results may vary:

Elevate
Time of Our Lives
City is Ours (I THINK KENDALL NOTICED ME AND I KIND OF LOST IT!!!!! :D:D:D:D :)
Half Way There
Love me, love me
Boyfriend
Boyfriend cover (The justin bieber cover. >:( I should mention I don't know the words to that version, so I just sang a parody I knew. :P :)
No idea
If I ruled the world (I THINK CARLOS NOTICED ME!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D :)
Invisible
Covergirl
Worldwide
Help (From Big Time Movie :)
I wanna hold your hand (Beatles cover)
Windows down (This was the song that JAMES FREAKIN MASLOW NOTICED ME!!!!!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D THANK YOU MY MAGICAL BANDANA CAPE!!!!!! :P :)
Music sounds better with you
Show me
Till I forget about you (Or was it this song he noticed me?? CURSE YOU MY VERY POOR MEMORY!!!!!!!!!! >:( :P :)
Big Time Rush

And that is how my weekend went. It was unbelieveable and I WILL get pictures of my costume up at one point or another.... but right now I have to get ready for writer's group and help with making cookies.

Later! :)
-Katy the blogmaster

TODAY IS THE DAY!!!!!!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

OMFREAKINGOSH TODAY IS THE DAY OF THE BIG TIME RUSH CONCERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D I'm just a weeeeeeeeeee bit excited. :P Does it show? :D:D:D:D I ALSO.......... HAVE MY CAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It is the most awesome and epic cape anyone has ever made besides the actual bandana man cape itself!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D My dad said I might even get up on the big screen. :P I doubt it, but that would be cool. :D


And, like always with my blog (Wether it was on yahoo, CMT... or now the big leagues :) I give you a solem oath that there will be a blog sometime over the next two days about it all. and there WILL be photos. and if I'm lucky, MAYBE a video. We'll see. ;)


And now for something that is really confusing to me: Why rushers (Big Time Rush fans) and Directioners (1 direction fans) can't get along. I mean this fan war is soooooooo stupid! Both groups are cool. I don't get all this hate. 1D OPENED for BTR for crying out loud!! If the two bands y'all are fighting about can get along, why can't both fan bases??? I mean they are nothing without us. So let's TRY to be a little more tolerant and less hating (I am looking at you, directioners, since you seem to be the ones starting it all on twitter... I know things. ;)


Now if only I knew what we were doing for dinner.... I'll figure that out now! OH! And I WILL post a picture of me in my costume before we leave, promise. :D


Peace love and BTR!
-Katy the blogmaster

That WEIRD person who blogs on here....

Aka, MEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! :P

Lol, jk jk. I am not THAT weird.... But I do blog. And write. And stuff. Right now I am blogging, eating corn nuts, AND drinking raspberry ice tea! :D Only it isn't that icy....

Yes, I am on a tea kick. Don't ask why. And the funny thing is that I only drink it if it is sweetened raspberry ice tea. There is a HUGE difference. I swear. Are we seriously talking about tea? O,O My life is sooooooooo boring!!!

Well, not really, it is about to get SUPER INCREDIBLY AWESOME as of tomorrow night!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D I wonder if there is even a remote chance I could be the worldwide girl? :P Answer to rushers; IT COULD HAPPEN!!!!!! And I AM allowed to daydream.

To non-rushers who have no idea what I am talking about: They have a song called worldwide and each night they pick a girl and bring her onstage and sing it to her. And IT COULD HAPPEN!!!!!!!! I AM ALLOWED TO DAYDREAM!!!!!!!!!! I am just worried about keeping cool. I have learned that shorts are NOT the way to go. and even skirts don't really keep me that cool. So I have decided to wear a dress. There is still the issue of my underwear sticking to me, but... wait, tmi again. BLUSHIES! :"s Anyways, I have to make sure that I am PROPERLY fueled before hand with a proper meal (IE, dinner :P ) and I THINK I am going to stick a water bottle in the freezer tomorrow morning and then bring it with me and pour the water over my bandanas to help keep me cool. :) Pretty smart, huh?

Well, this cape isn't going to sew itself! ...but we have no pins and the sewing machine isn't even set up.....

Well, this situation isn't going to fix itself! :P
-Katy the blogmaster

PS: I FOUND SOMEONE TO TAKE MY SHIFT!!!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D

THE MOST AWESOMEEST BLOG EVAR!!!!!!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:e[oghjsdf'd;l

AUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay this is NOT going to be the awesomeest blog evar because MY PARENTS WON'T LET ME VLOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY????????????? WHY IS THIS WORLD SO CRUEL!!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?

Okay what can be awesome that ISN'T vlogged???

idk.
-Katy the vlogmaster

The boredom blog.

ugggggggggggghhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am sooooooooooooooooo bored!!!!! I mean there is like, NOTHING to do around here except eat my starbucks ice cream and write twisted fan fiction that I am way too far ahead of in my head to start where I had left off!!! AUGH!

I really have no right to complain.... But I am going to anyways. OH! I know what I can do! I can complain about how perverted and twisted my dreams were last night. It mostly involved a younger version of me, Lady and the Tramp, and um, a certain younger version of a boy that I can't stand.... And my grandfather. It didn't even make sense in my subconscious. O.o So....

I guess I should go start in on that fan fiction or my fairy story....

-Katy the very bored blogmaster

What could possibly be the most absolutely perfect week! :D

By MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! Wait, are those owl noises in refference to the producer people? :/

Lol, sorry. Watching a video in a different tab and.... yeah, nevermind. ANYWAYS............ Do YOU know what I will be doing this Saturday?! HAVING THE MOST EPIC SATURDAY NIGHT SINCE..... EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D OMG I AM SCARED LIKE PUPPY WAIT THAT MAKES NO SENSE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! ................And THAT is what babbling looks like on the internet. *Blushes*

Sooooooo........... Yeah. THAT is going to ROCK!!!! But first I have to get through this week. Which is also going to be super awesome. I start cake decorating class tomorrow night! :D I PROMISE you will see what my first amazing masterpeice looks like! But it probably won't be as awesome as I hope.... Oh well!

OH!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND I have writer's group Wednesday!!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D I love writer's group already. And THIS TIME I THINK I get to take the laptop. Maybe. We'll see.

And then I have to work on Thursday. And then in between all of this awesome sauce I have to find someone to cover for me on Saturday. And finish the costume. And Be awesome. But being awesome requires energy, which comes from sleep, which I am in need of right now, because I am very tired.

Night! :)
-Katy the blogmaster

Why my Saturdays are always lame.

I kind of hate the weekends.

Saturdays in particular. I mean there is NOTHING to do. I don't have any friends who throw crazy parties, I don't go clubbing (Not that I want to do anything more than dance.... which I can't do.):  Sometimes even work is boring. Nights are very slow unless there is a lot of packaging to do.... At least I get a decent meal out of it...

Anyways, I have calories to count so that I can figure out what I am having for dinner tonight and then I have writing to do. And I think my blood sugar is low too...

Bai! :)

-Katy the blogmaster

PS: WE ARE OFFICIALLY ONE WEEK FROM THE BTR CONCERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Happy fourth of July! :D

I overslept and missed the parade...


Oh well! I dreamed I was IN the parade! :O I was on a really fast bike-car thing... OMG What ARE my parents doing???? Wait, nevermind. If I'm really really reaaaaaaaaaalllllllyyy lucky they might be working on my baby sister. xD JK JK. They seem to be completely against giving me one. -_- I hate being the only girl...


Anyways.......... Yeah, not much to talk about. We plan to go somewhere for dinner tonight (I have no idea where, but my dad always plans awesome suprises, so I have no doubts that this will be any different. :D :) and then we plan to watch fireworks. And then the usual getting stuck in traffic trying to go home. Is Texas the only place that that happens? :/ Leave a comment if you are not from Texas! Or if you live in Texas! Or if you are an alien from the planet Zorgon who wants to eat my brain! ...wait a second, forget that last part. O.o


.........Yeah... We're also going to have a picnic in our backyard for lunch! :D AND I am making chicken salad from my new Hunger Games cookbook! :D


IF MY PARENTS WOULD TAKE ME TO THE STORE!!!!!!!!! -_- Parents: Can't live with them, but yet somehow in the far off future we can't seem to live without them.


-Katy the blogmaster

Why I didn't post for so long....

I got grounded. from the internet.


And my phone.... But I am back now!!!!!!! :D:D:D And sooooooooooo much has happened between then and now!!! So let's get down to the beef, okay? OKAY! :D

So.......... All I have really done is work and go to starbucks. :/ OH! AND I FOUND MY NICHE!!!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D My mom was looking at the library summer reading stuff, and she saw this young writers group. And I begged her to let me go, and she said yes, and I went and it was awesome. They meet every week (Not this week because of the whole fourth of July thing) and I plan on going back. Every week.

And I learned something: I HATE working at eight in the morning. But I have a feeling I am going to work at eight in the morning on Sunday from now on. >:( And I have no choice because I can't work sunday NIGHTS because of Church. Boo. Oh well. That's what espresso is for! :D ....yeah, not much has happened. OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE BIG TIME RUSH CONCERT IS ON THE 14TH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D And I PROMISE that I will blog, post photos, and MAYBE videos. Depends.... on stuff. :P OH! And I plan on going as bandana woman. :D :P :) Anyways...

Yeah. BLOG OVER! :)
-Katy the blogmaster