Remember a few months back when I told you guys about a boy that broke my heart when I was 14?
If not, WATCH THIS VIDEO! :D lol: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bnBv6Zlw4A So yeah.... In that time I figured out who his parents were (Because they were always at mass and he always went home with them lol :P) And.... well his mom was at the library today. so guess who almost had a panic attack and was grateful she had to leave because of her starbucks? -.-
I just.... he was my first love ya know? But then that got me thinking; what if I DID ever run in to him in public at some point in the (relatively near) future? How would I react? And most importantly, WHAT IF HE WANTED TO TALK TO ME????
And so in thinking that, I also added, What if I was wearing my BTR shirt too? My bracelets and necklace never leave my body unless they absolutely have to. :P DON'T JUDGE ME!!!! xD Anyways, in thinking all that, I thought, Why not write it down? It would probably be amusing. And since I am in desperate need of a topic on here, I thought I would share what I thought of with my lovely readers! :D And thus,
WHAT I MIGHT SAY IF I RAN IN TO A CERTAIN JERK WHOSE NAME I REALLY WANT TO SAY BUT WON'T BECAUSE I KNOW THE INTERNET RUINS PEOPLES' LIVES. :D
IF I AM FEELING CONFIDENT AND SASSY:
Jerk: Oh hey Katie!
Me: Oh hey (Jerk's name).
Jerk: Wow we haven't talked in forever.
Me: Yeah I know. Why is that?
Jerk: Because.... you never come to church?
Me in my head: This boy is a waste of your time. the guy's an idiot!
Me: Yeah, that's it.
Jerk: That suuure is a lot of uh... band stuff you're wearing.
Me in my head: The better to punch you with!
Me: Yeah, they're kind of my favorite band in the world.
Jerk: I can see that. Big Time Rush is it?
Me: Yeah.
Jerk: Why them?
Me in my head: OH YOU LITTLE ***** &&QWIIDJLFKHJLKDSGHJ (I basically would be in a rant in my head at that point)
Me: They've done more for me than anyone will ever know.
Jerk: But... they're just-
Me: DON'T YOU EVEN FINISH THAT SENTENCE THEY SAVED MY LIFE AND I AM THERE RUSHER SO JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND WALK AWAY BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE!!!!!
xD I WOULD NEVER PUNCH SOMEONE IN THE FACE. And I would NEVER have the guts to say that!!! I'd probably be running scared or thinking "oh god oh god don't let anything slip just smile and nod and DON'T SCREW THIS UP!!!" while I tried to talk to him. :P IN OTHER NEWS BIG TIME CARTOONS LAST NIGHT akjld;sgjsl;dfjg;lJSK;LDGHJK;LSGDH
THEIR BOY PARTS IN THOSE GREEN SUITS I JUST CAN'T ALRIGHT ajksld;gjk;lsdffgjkl;dfj XD I AM A HORMONAL AND IMMATURE TEENAGER THOSE THINGS AMUSE ME!!!!! xD Oh if the boys are reading this at all I'm officially weird. :P OH WELL!!! :D
until next time lovelies!
-Katie
If not, WATCH THIS VIDEO! :D lol: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bnBv6Zlw4A So yeah.... In that time I figured out who his parents were (Because they were always at mass and he always went home with them lol :P) And.... well his mom was at the library today. so guess who almost had a panic attack and was grateful she had to leave because of her starbucks? -.-
I just.... he was my first love ya know? But then that got me thinking; what if I DID ever run in to him in public at some point in the (relatively near) future? How would I react? And most importantly, WHAT IF HE WANTED TO TALK TO ME????
And so in thinking that, I also added, What if I was wearing my BTR shirt too? My bracelets and necklace never leave my body unless they absolutely have to. :P DON'T JUDGE ME!!!! xD Anyways, in thinking all that, I thought, Why not write it down? It would probably be amusing. And since I am in desperate need of a topic on here, I thought I would share what I thought of with my lovely readers! :D And thus,
WHAT I MIGHT SAY IF I RAN IN TO A CERTAIN JERK WHOSE NAME I REALLY WANT TO SAY BUT WON'T BECAUSE I KNOW THE INTERNET RUINS PEOPLES' LIVES. :D
IF I AM FEELING CONFIDENT AND SASSY:
Jerk: Oh hey Katie!
Me: Oh hey (Jerk's name).
Jerk: Wow we haven't talked in forever.
Me: Yeah I know. Why is that?
Jerk: Because.... you never come to church?
Me in my head: This boy is a waste of your time. the guy's an idiot!
Me: Yeah, that's it.
Jerk: That suuure is a lot of uh... band stuff you're wearing.
Me in my head: The better to punch you with!
Me: Yeah, they're kind of my favorite band in the world.
Jerk: I can see that. Big Time Rush is it?
Me: Yeah.
Jerk: Why them?
Me in my head: OH YOU LITTLE ***** &&QWIIDJLFKHJLKDSGHJ (I basically would be in a rant in my head at that point)
Me: They've done more for me than anyone will ever know.
Jerk: But... they're just-
Me: DON'T YOU EVEN FINISH THAT SENTENCE THEY SAVED MY LIFE AND I AM THERE RUSHER SO JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND WALK AWAY BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE!!!!!
xD I WOULD NEVER PUNCH SOMEONE IN THE FACE. And I would NEVER have the guts to say that!!! I'd probably be running scared or thinking "oh god oh god don't let anything slip just smile and nod and DON'T SCREW THIS UP!!!" while I tried to talk to him. :P IN OTHER NEWS BIG TIME CARTOONS LAST NIGHT akjld;sgjsl;dfjg;lJSK;LDGHJK;LSGDH
THEIR BOY PARTS IN THOSE GREEN SUITS I JUST CAN'T ALRIGHT ajksld;gjk;lsdffgjkl;dfj XD I AM A HORMONAL AND IMMATURE TEENAGER THOSE THINGS AMUSE ME!!!!! xD Oh if the boys are reading this at all I'm officially weird. :P OH WELL!!! :D
until next time lovelies!
-Katie
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